Sshhh ... C'mere, but be quiet.

Through that plate glass window you'll see a team of highly-skilled Bloctors and Blurgeons separating two conjoined Blogs - the Subject Line Sandbox and the Subject Line Sandpit.

They’re also transplanting website content from the Sandbox to the Sandpit.

So far, they've transplanted the Spam Museum and the Gallery of Extraordinary Names.

It's fascinating to watch, so grab a chair, make yourself comfortable and I'll get the butler to fetch us some more popcorn and another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea.

Feel like a perfect Russian wife or two as well? No problem ...

Oh, and if there's anything you'd like to change about yourself right now - for whatever reason - then click here to discover how you can effortlessly make that change and start living the way you've always wanted to - in just 55 short and very pleasant minutes.

Fri 01/01
Happy new year, Sandman!
Thank you - and to you, too
Shelby Carr
Sandman, Why should you pay a copywriter to write your sales letters?
Because I write like shit. Next!
the "million dollar 90 minutes"
Now that's one classy hooker
LAST CHANCE: price goes up in the morning
Yup - one *very* classy hooker
ListJoe.com
Free Look Happy New Year
They're nice, Can I take a photo?
Money Tree
Why it could be time to go back to University
Coeds now realize the value of age and experience? And about time too. Sign me up.
Writelink
Sandman, Oh No, Not Another New Year!
And you were expecting what, today, precisely?
ListJoe.com
Is lack of duplication killing your business?
Yes. Yes. Yes.Yes. Yes.
Paul Klein
Are YOU Ready To OWN 2010?
What - all of it?
Paul Klein
Your Deadline Is Today Sandman…
For mailing Christmas cards? Uh-oh.
What's your choice?
I'll take … this one. No! The other one! No … Oh, I give up. I'll hav'em all!
Robert Ringer
It's almost over - don't miss out ...
What, 2009? Someone's clock needs checking.
Adrian Law
Lovely Bones?
Why, thank you. The rest of me's pretty good, too.
Raise Your Kundalini
I've never heard it called that before.
Yaro Starak
Did you make this mistake in 2009?
Yes, And in '08... Damn, it was fun then, too. And in '07.
John Merrick | Social Bookmarking Exposed
Happy New Year - Here's A Free Gift To Soothe The Hangover :)
Thank you. I never have a hangover. I just keep downing those buckets of Long Island Iced Tea.
ListJoe.com
Sandman You Are One Click Away From Success!
Click. Whoopee!!!
Amy Clark
My new address
Isn't one that's going into my address book, thanks,
Carolyn Hansen
Sandman, Are You Making These 3 Workout Mistakes?
Thinking about it? Doing it? Collapsing afterwards? Er, no
ListJoe.com
50,000 F*R*E*E* Guaranteed Visitors To The Website of Your Choice!
Now, *where* am I gong to send them?
RobertHsu@Investorplace.com
A $75 China Stock to Hit $150: Buy Monday
I bought Thursday last month. Can't afford more any weekdays for the time being. Sorry.
Need Lasting Change in 2010? Here's How...
Eat less? Exercise more? Nah.
It's Finally Open...Get In Now!
I haven't heard that since I was much younger.
Paul Klein
The Bar Has Been Cranked Outta Sight, Sandman
What?? No more Long Island Iced Tea? I'm outta here.
Marcia Wieder and Dream University
(Marcia) Your Dreams are AMAZING
You'd better believe they are!
A magic offering that will make 2010 all it can be and more! (Dont' miss!)
Ah - I was expecting that.
A surprise magic offering to make 2010 all it can be and more! (Dont' miss!)
Oh - I wasn't expecting *that*.
A New Year's resolution is something that...
… is best made in July.
TutorialsPortal
Create a 2010 Sparkler Text Wallpaper
Why?
Sandman, My new iPhone app is ready!
That's nice. Come back when I've got an iPhone.
[Easy Offline Riches]
Only 21 hours left to become... SUPREME !
And then you revert to plain ol' Diana Ross again.
[Promo Ends Today] Do you qualify for 2 one-on-one coaching sessions with an energy pro?
No. Sorry.
Peter Roe, MindWaves
Is 2010 the year things will change? <1238>
Well. My underwear has already. But that's about it.
ListJoe.com
Sandman, As An Internet Marketer You Need To Learn The Ropes
And I would if I was a trainee hangman, too.
Alex Sysoef
How credible and trustworthy is your blog Sandman?
Minimal, thanks. Why?
Paul Klein
Ready for the next level?
Nah - haven't finished this one yet. Where's my cheat codes?
If You Don't "Take Charge" In 2010 Who Will?
Obama, presumably.
VIAGRA (c) Best Supplier
Visitor Sandman's personal 80% OFF
Man - that's *slimming*!
Paul Klein
Truly The End Of Your Holiday Traffic!
Yes, it's driving back to work again time.
Half Price Sale Because of Rain
Get your slightly leaky umbrellas here, folks
ListJoe.com
Sandman, Have You Ever Been A Founding Member Before?
Yes.
ListJoe.com
Sandman Will you be accepted?
No.
Paul Klein
Window Of Opportunity Closing?
That'll warm the place back up again.
shainalopez157@gmail.com
URGENT! 10 FOUNDERS WANTED!
Would that include my member?

If you've got a taste for subject-line-induced idiocy, you'll soon be able to click here to download the first in a series of Subject Line Sagas - a tale of greed ... cloning ... bizarre sexual practices and ... er ... bagpipes.

It's totally free, gratis and there's no cost whatsoever to yourself.

It's "The Bagpipe Saga". Enjoy!

And here's that link to those 55 pleasant life-changing minutes again. It's worked for me, in more ways than I can list here.

It's fully guaranteed, so you've got nothing to lose. And just think how much you've got to gain.

Like a life?

 

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