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Sshhh ... C'mere, but be quiet. Through that plate glass window you'll see a team of highly-skilled Bloctors and Blurgeons separating two conjoined Blogs - the Subject Line Sandbox and the Subject Line Sandpit. They’re also transplanting website content from the Sandbox to the Sandpit. So far, they've transplanted the Spam Museum and the Gallery of Extraordinary Names. It's fascinating to watch, so grab a chair, make yourself comfortable and I'll get the butler to fetch us some more popcorn and another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea. Feel like a perfect Russian wife or two as well? No problem ... |
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Oh, and if there's anything you'd like to change about yourself right now - for whatever reason - then click here to discover how you can effortlessly make that change and start living the way you've always wanted to - in just 55 short and very pleasant minutes. |
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| Warren Whitlock | My 2010 Success Formula... | Don't fail - all year. |
| Steve G. Jones | Sandman, About your astrological sign... | Oh, I changed that *yonks* ago! I used to be HarleyDavison, the sign of the Motorcycle. Now it's MasseyFerguson, the sign of the Tractor |
| HelpAndAdvise.com | Sandman - Happy New Year (and Gift) | And a very happy new gift to you, too! |
| David Van Arrick | Sandman Secret Orgasm Tips Explained! | Come quietly. Very, very quietly. Secret enough for ya? |
| Billyjoe | Want bed hotness? | Indubitably. |
| ListJoe.com | This is a URGENT personal message from Jesus Figueroa Jr!!! | OK. Next! |
| David Van Arrick | Sandman How To Make Sure She Never FAKES And Orgasm With You | But she's a professional art forger! And orgasms with me every time! |
| Intuition Zone | Unlock Your Intuition Free Report | But my intuition-free report was never locked! |
| Ryan Bessling | Thanks Sandman, Here is Your VIP Download Link! | Cool! Now, which VIP should I download? |
| Lee McIntyre | Five steps to EXPLODE your business Sandman... (IT WORKS) | Something to do with hooking up a detonator, maybe? |
| Paul Klein | Have You Gotten Started Yet, Sandman? | That's not something I'm usually asked these days. It tends to be obvious. |
| Steve D'Agostino | The guide You Can’t afford to Miss, Sandman! | Or the Boy Scout on top of her? |
| Tom Pauley - RichDreams.com | Money Now 30% Off! | That's nice. Think I'll buy me a handful or two. |
| Steven J. & Chad Michaels | re: whoops! Sorry about that... | That's OK. Happens all the time. Here's a tissue. |
| Wealth Beyond Reason | Please read before you get sidetracked with "real life"... | Too late! Real Life got here first! |
| Paul Klein | Why Resolutions Fail... and What You Can Do About It | Stop making them! |
| Support | Sandman Your $947 check has been sent! (OPEN NOW) | Excellent. But to which address? |
| ListJoe.com | BRATINELLA and ME | A dreadful disease. I hope you recover soon. |
| Robert Ringer | Only one day left ... | But the year's only just started! |
| Steve G. Jones | Explode Your Confidence Beyond Belief | Swallow a stick of dynamite |
| George Pluss | Sandman, why you're not rich... | Depends on what you call "rich", doesn't it? |
| Paul Klein | What's Going On With Liz? | Erm, I think she's either having a breakdown or a baby. Why? |
| - Andy Duncan - | bending time... | Not round *here* it's not - soap gets dropped, soap stays on the ground. |
| Clayton Makepeace | The Week in Review | Monday … Tuesday … Wednesday … so far, so good. |
| Steve G. Jones | Enhance your brain power... | Do mental pushups |
| Shawn Casey | You want proof? Here it is... | A hundred proof? Go on then, pour me a bucket. |
| Paul Klein | This could embarrass you… | Yeah, but *this* could embarrass *you* more |
| ListJoe.com | Did You Get Your Check In The Mail From Facebook? | No. |
| Roland Bender | {?} {?} {?}. {?} {?} | I said it's not bending time round here, remember? |
| Jim Katsoulis | you are 90 minutes away from a new life... | A short drive. A new home. A new family. Yup - that'd be a new life. |
| Dan Robey | Top 10 Healthy Foods For 2010... | Too late - someone's eaten them all. |
| 7 Steps Report - Kathe & Denise | 3 Techniques to Connect With Your Readers, Sandman | But we can't show any of the diagrams - this is a family blog. |
| Harris Fellman | Skin 'em if ya got 'em | Wombats? Nope - none round here. |
| Dr. Jeanette Cates | What does 2010 hold for you? | Oh, 365 days, same amount of nights. The usual. |
| Mike and Fabio | Want to add thousands to your tax REFUND? | What refund? I haven't paid any tax for … er … oops! |
| Dr. Harlan Kilstein | Last Day For Rain Sale | Rain sale? Me, I just step outside the ol'beach hut and get it free! |
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If you've got a taste for subject-line-induced idiocy, you'll soon be able to click here to download the first in a series of Subject Line Sagas - a tale of greed ... cloning ... bizarre sexual practices and ... er ... bagpipes. It's totally free, gratis and there's no cost whatsoever to yourself. It's "The Bagpipe Saga". Enjoy! |
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And here's that link to those 55 pleasant life-changing minutes again. It's worked for me, in more ways than I can list here. It's fully guaranteed, so you've got nothing to lose. And just think how much you've got to gain. Like a life? |
