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Sshhh ... C'mere, but be quiet. Through that plate glass window you'll see a team of highly-skilled Bloctors and Blurgeons separating two conjoined Blogs - the Subject Line Sandbox and the Subject Line Sandpit. They’re also transplanting website content from the Sandbox to the Sandpit. So far, they've transplanted the Spam Museum and the Gallery of Extraordinary Names. It's fascinating to watch, so grab a chair, make yourself comfortable and I'll get the butler to fetch us some more popcorn and another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea. Feel like a perfect Russian wife or two as well? No problem ... |
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